Fashion Police With Tom Brady's Kentucky Derby Crew

Everyone’s real gassed up for this historic sports weekend. And they should be. With all that’s going on you’d be a fool not to get excited. NHL and NBA playoffs, NFL Draft, Kentucky Derby, MayPac, Red Sox vs Yankees… it’s all gold. But what I’m most excited for is Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. This is his weekend. Aside from one in early February, there’s no weekend that Tom regularly dominates like this one. Every year he’s on point. From the Kentucky Derby to the MET Ball there’s no other stretch of days on the calendar year where we’re smacked in the face with such fashion. This year he’s even adding Mayweather Pacquiao to the mix. It will be one for the record books, and I can’t wait for the performance TB12 gives us. The bright lights will be on and that’s when Tom shines his best.

As for this pic, let’s go Fashion Police on it….

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Studs. Top to bottom can’t miss outfits. Did Amendola forget a belt? Nah, did you forget to get your suit tailored? Edelman’s hair is en fuego while Tom and Gronk are going casual Friday with the tshirt and blazer. All fire. Gronk’s Jnco pants almost kept him off the A list but the salmon pocket T put the ensemble on its back.

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There are no Bs

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Cassel and this bro look like regular high school bros, but at least they’re not trying too hard.

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Trying way too hard, guys. That top with the floral pants? Come on man, this isn’t a clambake. This is the Kentucky Derby. Don’t be wearing Chucks like some punk trying to be anti-establishment at prom. Give me a blazer and shoes. As for tan jacket? I don’t have and specific criticism, it’s just not working as a whole. This entire thing? Change it. Maybe mix in a shave.

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Top man looks like he just walked out of his yearly performance review over at Fidelity, like it’s just a regular business day for him and he’s not getting on a PJ to go to the Derby with Tom. Looks like he’s everyone’s chaperone. Second guy? Come on. Straight tshirt? Be better.