High School Girl Who Posted A Picture Of Her Blowing A Dude in Front Of A Crowd Is Going Viral And Loving Every Second Of It
Buzzfeed – “On Monday, an obscene photo was posted to Instagram captioned “It’s milk guys I promise.” The photo then ended up on the Subreddit r/trashy. By Monday morning, the post became so popular it reached the front page of Reddit.
So Pres asked me to come out of retirement and blog this since i’m the only one young enough to talk about this without sounding like a complete creep. As far as I’m concerned this Ally chick is no different than every other high school and college girl on instagram, fiening followers and thirsty for likes. Only difference being is that Ally has the balls and willingness to do what it takes to take her game to the next level. Instagram is a dog eat dog world now a days, especially for highschoolers. There’s only so many sunset pictures, and pictures with “your (babies,girlies,lovies,bffls,)” you can take before you get categorized as a basic betch and stop getting those double taps girls so deeply covet. Ally here, like any good pioneer, recognized this, adapted (posted a picture of her blowing a dude in front of a bunch of other kids) and as a result, has become an internet sensation and now has 26 thousand instagram followers and counting which is basically the equivalent to crack for a highschool girl. According to her twitter she got suspended from school over the incident which im sure only further infuriates all the other popular chicks at her high school because does not only is she getting all the attention, she gets a vacation on top of it and gets to sit at her house chainsmoking blunts all day while refreshing her instagram and look at that follower count like
@xoxolynneiseee pls dont act like you’ve never sucked a dick before lmao
— Ally Lyons (@AllyLyons1) September 22, 2014
so vanderslice won’t let me come to school today — Ally Lyons (@AllyLyons1) September 22, 2014
least i can stay home and chain smoke blunts.. — Ally Lyons (@AllyLyons1) September 22, 2014
Ally Lyons bout to be the next Kim kardashian and y’all hoes out here actin like you never sucked a dick before — Stoney de la Bologna (@TheCannaseur) September 21, 2014
@AllyLyons1 honestly jealous of Ally because she doesn’t give a fuck. She’s not a hoe, she’s a real one
Ally Lyons went 0-100 real quick — D’Avery moore (@DAveryM) September 21, 2014
If you ain’t ally lyons get up out my trap house — Captain Wik (@NikWikky420) September 21, 2014
When you call someone a slut lmao what are you saying they have sex a lot and dress well oh no don’t say that lmao — Ally Lyons (@AllyLyons1) September 21, 2014
Got @AllyLyons1 Booked for our music video! Comin soon! — ????U? (@WINDUFADED) September 22, 2014
Man, I ain’t even going to parties anymore if it’s not on #AllyLyons level. Shit be too weak — Alex Payne (@alexpayne) September 22, 2014
PS – She might be on to something here
I bet you could make a bong out of your fifth grade recorder
— Ally Lyons (@AllyLyons1) September 18, 2014