Headlines Don’t Get More Florida Than This

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Gotta love Florida making it easy for us, eh? I mean why do we make fun of Florida all the time? Because its residents are white trash pieces of garbage, because exotic animals running rampant, and because of Zimmerman. How do you combine all 3? Herpes-infected monkeys causing terror in the streets. Boom, there. Tied a nice little bow on it for us. Florida out-Floridaing itself.

 

PS – That monkey definitely has herpes. Never been more sure of anything in my life. That’s such an, “Ow! Ow! Ow! My herpes blisters!” face.

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