Has Rob Ford Bought Drugs In The Last Two Years? Duh.

Hey, everyone’s always clamoring for a politician who tells the truth right? Well, sometimes you might not like the answer. Have I bought drugs? Yup. Next question. Rob Ford just driving the fuck out of the Straight Talk Express, even if the wheels have fallen off.

PS – That was the best, “Oh boy, they’re really not gonna like my answer here… quick, think of a believable lie,” pause in history. Like when your girlfriend asks you how many people you’ve slept with, and you start trying to think of a number that doesn’t make you look like a pussy but also won’t horrify her, but you run out of time and just blurt out something.

Editors Note – Signed Rob Ford Bobblehead Doll so hot right now.