<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no,shrink-to-fit=no"><title>Guess That Ass</title><link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.css"><script async src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js"></script><script async src="https://www.caffeine.tv/embed.js"></script><script>window.htlbid=window.htlbid||{},htlbid.cmd=htlbid.cmd||[],htlbid.cmd.push(function(){htlbid.setTargeting("pagetype","blog"),htlbid.setTargeting("authorId","41"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_keywords",["ass","ass | barstool sports","beanies","hats","flag","hoodies","more shop","big game | new football t-shirts","brain","ines helene","chick","answer","woah","gear","joke"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_neutral","0.86"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_negative","0.14"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT5_conf","VERY_HIGH"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT5_risk","HIGH"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT4_conf","VERY_HIGH"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_GGT4_risk","HIGH"),htlbid.setTargeting("is_testing","no"),htlbid.pubads().setPublisherProvidedId("PPID-GOES-HERE"),htlbid.layout()})</script><script src="https://d9rde3y35j061.cloudfront.net/script.js"></script><script src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js" async></script><script src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/embed.js" async></script><style>.union__content{font-family:-apple-system,HelveticaNeue,Roboto,sans-serif;font-weight:400;font-size:18px;color:#5a5b5d;word-wrap:break-word;box-sizing:border-box;padding:0 5px 32px 5px}.union__content p{padding:0;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content img{display:block;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content video{display:block!important;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content .articleAd{text-align:center;margin:16px 0 0 0;background-color:#f5f5f5}.union__content .htlad__container{display:inline-block}.union__content p a{color:#377dc4}.union__content .oembed__wrapper{margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){display:block;margin:16px 0 0 0;padding:4px 12px;border-left:4px solid #77889a;font-style:italic;background:#f0f4f8;text-align:left;border-radius:0 6px 6px 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video) p{font-style:italic}.union__content blockquote,q{quotes:none}.union__content iframe{max-width:100%}.union__content .bs-image-hidden{display:none}.union__content div.hq-image{width:fit-content;margin:0 auto}.union__content span.image-attribution,.union__content span.image-attribution a{color:#757575;font-size:12px;font-style:italic;letter-spacing:.1px;line-height:14px;text-decoration:none;padding:0;margin:0}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer .bs-videoPlayer__container,.union__content video-js,.wp-video{width:100%!important;height:0!important;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%;overflow:hidden;margin:16px 0 0 0}.wp-video video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.hq-image video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer__container>iframe{position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;border:none}@media (prefers-color-scheme:dark){.union__content,body,html{background:#1c1c1c;color:#f1f1f1}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){border-left:4px solid #367dc4;background:#272c35}}</style><script>window.addEventListener("applicationDidBecomeActive",()=>{document.querySelectorAll(".hq-image video[autoplay]").forEach(e=>e.play())})</script><script>window.htlAdUnitPath="57249056/in-app-iOS/Article-Page_In-Article-Unit",window.htlKeyvalues={authorId:"41",category:"Boston",tags:["NSFW"],brandName:null,brandId:0,pagetype:"standard_post"}</script></head><body class="union__content"><p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-241023" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tfa.jpg" alt="tfa" width="435" height="612" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>And the answer is Ines Helene.  WOAH.   My brain can’t even compute what is going on with this chick.  Is that ass real?  Are her proportions real?  Is she real?  I’m not even sure I’m attracted to that ass?  It may be too big?  I don’t know what to think.  My brain is getting short circuited by this girl.  All I know I couldn’t fuck that ass.  My dick is a joke and could never handle that.  I feel like this chick should be in a museum just to be gawked at.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-241025" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tsfr.jpg" alt="tsfr" width="513" height="597" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-241026" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/hrt.jpg" alt="hrt" width="573" height="603" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-241028" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tra.jpg" alt="tra" width="420" height="606" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-241029" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ge.jpg" alt="ge" width="415" height="611" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-241030" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tfa1.jpg" alt="tfa" width="435" height="612" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-241032" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/rad.jpg" alt="rad" width="439" height="604" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-241033" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/trad.jpg" alt="trad" width="452" height="610" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-241034" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/radad.jpg" alt="radad" width="398" height="591" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-241035" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/inkddd.jpg" alt="inkddd" width="402" height="614" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p></body></html>

<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-241023" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tfa.jpg" alt="tfa" width="435" height="612" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>And the answer is Ines Helene.  WOAH.   My brain can’t even compute what is going on with this chick.  Is that ass real?  Are her proportions real?  Is she real?  I’m not even sure I’m attracted to that ass?  It may be too big?  I don’t know what to think.  My brain is getting short circuited by this girl.  All I know I couldn’t fuck that ass.  My dick is a joke and could never handle that.  I feel like this chick should be in a museum just to be gawked at.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-241025" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tsfr.jpg" alt="tsfr" width="513" height="597" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-241026" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/hrt.jpg" alt="hrt" width="573" height="603" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-241028" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tra.jpg" alt="tra" width="420" height="606" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-241029" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ge.jpg" alt="ge" width="415" height="611" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-241030" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tfa1.jpg" alt="tfa" width="435" height="612" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-241032" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/rad.jpg" alt="rad" width="439" height="604" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-241033" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/trad.jpg" alt="trad" width="452" height="610" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-241034" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/radad.jpg" alt="radad" width="398" height="591" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-241035" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/inkddd.jpg" alt="inkddd" width="402" height="614" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>

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