Gronk Thinks Obama Must Have Been Wasted When Making DeflateGate Jokes

Has a US president ever gotten faced harder than the Patriots faced Obama yesterday? Brady said thanks but no thanks for that White House invite, got my parents 50th anniversary/need to study up on Steelers film. Kraft told him that all his teams suck. Belichick basically said he’s a dead man for making a DeflateGate joke. Then Gronk got on stage and told the whole world he’s a drunk. Haven’t seen a president that emasculated by his guests since Petrov kissed Claire Underwood right in front of Frank. I think the Patriots organization, as a whole, is officially president now. You just can’t let a guy stay in office after he gets roasted that hard in front of the whole world. It’s like how if the president dies then it goes to the VP then the Speaker then whoever. Well if you get punked like that then all those steps are skipped and the Oval Office goes directly to the Super Bowl Champions.

PS – Love how quickly Gronk awkwardly reverses off stage. “Whoops, shouldn’t have said that!”