Gronk Has Pretty Realistic And Reasonable Standards For His Future Wife

Oh is that it, Rob? Just looking for a girl who cleans, cooks, is independently wealthy, let’s you fuck other chicks on the side and never leaves the house? Just want a bang maid who gets paid big bucks by an unknown person to clean up after you and suck your dick? Shoot for the stars I guess, my man. Gronk is even a kid who never grew up in these situations. That used to be my answer when I was in middle school and thought girls would do anything for guys. Then I hit high school and realized I was worthless and was going to have to settle for a chick who only kinda hated me and I’d have to split chores. Gronk never hit that stage. And he’s never going to. Him hoping for a rich bang maid sounds ridiculous to us common folk, but that’s exactly what he’s going to get.

PS – So awesome that Gronk is in that special level of fame where he can say literally whatever he wants. The more “archaic” or “offensive” it is, the more endearing people find it. Like if anyone else says they want a woman to clean up after them and isn’t allowed to leave the house then shit hits the fan. When Gronk says it it’s cute. Must be so sweet.