Gronk Casually Grinding On Some Old Lady

Vs.

Whenever you go to corporate events like the “Globies” it’s generally a room filled with all dudes and they hire a couple cute promo girls to run around and give all the boring people something to gawk at and look at. That’s kind of the vibe I’m getting from the Globies except instead of John Henry hiring promo models the Globe paid Gronk to come and be stared at like he was in the zoo and grind on old ladies and shit.   To be honest not the worst strategy of all time.  Like that’s probably the editor of Boston.com and she probably cummed herself to the moon.  BEST GLOBIES EVER.

PS – What does it say about the Boston Globe that we got sent the only viral video from their own event and now they’re gonna have to take it from us and pretend it was theirs?

Viral City – Population Boston.com