Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher
UK – A lusty British teacher who organized an orgy with two male friends and a female teenage student has been banned from teaching for life.
In 2007, Francoise Jenkins, a 45-year-old married mother, conducted a two-year-long sexual affair with the 18-year-old female student, according to a disciplinary panel which published its findings this week.
Jenkins, who had worked as a substitute teacher at Danum Academy in Doncaster, South Yorkshire since 2007, has now been banned from teaching due to her inappropriate behavior. …
[T]he teacher befriended the female student after acquiring her mobile number from a school computer, according to the Daily Mail. She is later said to have seduced her at a school prom. After the school-organized party, Jenkins met up with the 18-year-old for drinks and took her home, where they had sex with another man (identified as Individual A). …
Jenkins told the panel that as their relationship progressed, the man they had sex with became more involved but they did not have full intercourse with the girl as she was “worried about becoming pregnant.”
During another encounter, Jenkins invited the teenage girl to her house, along with a male friend where the group engaged in sexual congress. The disciplinary board heard that Jenkins offered to pay the first man money to the tune of £13,000 to keep his mouth shut about their illicit activities.
I think I’ve been very clear over the years about how hard it is to process these lesbian Teacher Sex Scandals. Because as I’ve stated, and guy who tries to bed an underage girl is a creep of the highest order and there is not a pit of Hell deep enough to throw him into. But the gay female thing is a gray area. This one? This is gray area upon gray area. 50 shades of gray area. First of all, the student is an adult. Second, there’s a reasonably hot 45-year-old female teacher orchestrating this. On the other hand, there are creepshow men and erect penises involved. But no full intercourse. And I say again, this chick is a grown up and FFM threeways between consenting adults are amazing and I don’t know that any guy can hold it against Individual A or the “male friend” for checking that one of their Bucket Lists.
The bottom line here is that, even though my own moral compass is spinning like a windmill, this is one of the wildest stories in the history of GtNSST. The United Kingdom is coming for you, U.S. teachers. The Sex Scandal Gap is closing. And if you want to keep your dominance, you had better hear Francoise Jenkins’ footsteps gaining on you and step up your game. Bigly.
The Grades:
Looks: That picture in the mortar board hat is from 2001. There, she was a solid A all the way. But the years have not been all that kind. She’s gone from Super MILF to a probably botoxed Forrest Gump-era Sally Field. But by the standards of 45-year-old bisexuals with zero inhibitions, she’s still a
Grade: C+
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Multiple bi threeways, incriminating texts, admissions of guilt and buying silence. Easiest grade of all time.
Grade: A
Intangibles: Danum Academy? More like Dayyyummm Academy! Amirite? Hah? Up high! I’ll see myself out…
Grade: B
Overall: B+
(Thanks to Chris D.)
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