Gotta Tip Your Cap To The Kid Who Stormed The Field At Fenway In A Harambe 69 Jersey

I was at the game last night and I can tell you firsthand that this kid was a shot of electricity into the park. He roamed centerfield freely and brought joy to all the onlookers before he was unjustly taken down by security…. remind you of anyone? Perhaps a majestic gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo? Kind of makes you think, doesn’t it?

But while I can admit this was a beautiful, if painfully accurate, tribute to a fallen hero, I must also give props to that security guard who chased him down. Outstanding closing speed on him. Wouldn’t be surprised if Belichick caught a glimpse of this footage and brought that fella in for a workout. Haven’t seen a chasedown like that since Lebron in the Finals but I’m certainly more than impressed. Don’t go honoring dead gorillas on his field.

If you want to honor Harambe without going to jail you can grab you tshirts and koozies here.