Gotta Love This Chick Who Got Busted Stealing Some "Rock Hard" Erection Cream And A Little Desensitizing Throat Spray

(Source) — This South Carolina teen may have had Shades of Grey on her mind before she was busted stealing an assortment of sex toys from a Spencer’s in Spartanburg Tuesday, police said. Karla Farmer allegedly pinched Rock Hard erection cream and Deep Throat desensitizing spray from Spencer’s “love unit” department at the WestGate mall. The 18-year-old then returned to the store and reportedly stole some handcuffs.

First of all this chick looks young as hell but she’s 18 so I’m writing the blog anyway. I just want it on record that talking about this girl and sex stuff makes me uncomfortable.

Anyway, talk about a ride or die chick huh? It’s hard enough to get your girl to try a new position in the bedroom let alone commit a crime in order to obtain some very medically sound sex enhancers from a Spencer’s Gift store. Unless you’re dating Karla Farmer, that is. Chubby girls give the best head, right? That’s what they say at least. Well that’s not due to a genetic predisposition to putting things in their mouth (actually now that I think about it, it absolutely might be), it’s the appreciation of love and the willingness to rob some hard dick frosting then anesthetize her throat and go crazy. May we all be lucky enough to find our own Kayla.