Geneva Installing A "Cafe Fellatio" Which Is Exactly What It Sounds Like: Get Coffee And A Blowjob
(Source) – The idea for the sex café has been brewing for several months, Bradley Charvet of the Geneva firm Facegirl told Geneva’s Le Matin newspaper recently. Modelled on similar establishments in Thailand, the proposed Geneva café would add a new dimension to the sex trade in the city of the protestant reformer Calvin. Put simply, the business model would see men ordering a coffee and using an iPad to select a prostitute they want to perform oral sex on them. They would then sit at the bar. “In five or ten minutes, it’s all over,” Charvet explained to Le Matin. At 60 Swiss francs (€55), with a possible five-franc surplus for a latte macchiato the ‘coffee’ would be the most expensive in Geneva. It would, however — in theory at least – be perfectly within the bounds of the law. Prostitution is legal in Switzerland although it is strictly controlled, with sex trade workers required to have valid permits as part of a bid to fight people trafficking.
I’m torn on this. Because there’s nothing better than getting a blowjob before you get out of bed to start your day. I’ve probably only had that happen like five-seven times in my life and hand to god, in my entire life, those are the only five to seven days I can say I was sincerely happy. They’re the only days where from the moment I woke up to the moment I closed my eyes I didn’t at least think my life sucks.
So is it a great idea? I’m not so sure. First of all, I assume the lady has on some kind of protection? Not STD protection, don’t be silly, but like a fisherman’s raincoat? Getting head while sipping your morning coffee is a DANGEROUS move. Burning a prostitute’s face or your own dick off isn’t an idea way to start the day. Also, aren’t a blowjob and coffee two very different drugs? Coffee wakes you up, cumming puts you to sleep. Seems like this is some sort of sexual speedball and that can be dangerous. Heroin and coke, caffeine and cum, it’s all the same really. You hit up Cafe Fellatio and you’ll be asleep at the wheel on your way to the office. Tough way to go.
