Filming A Sex Tape Must Be The Most Difficult Thing In The World

So these pictures leaked today. I guess it’s Kris Humphries’ ex who no one has ever heard of and she made a sex tape? I have no idea why people would care about that. Like why is this being covered by TMZ and not just being uploaded to the amateur category of YouJizz? But that’s beside the point. As I was perusing the gallery I saw the pic of her riding the dude cowgirl and him trying to film. How fucking impossible must that be? Sex is hard. Impossibly hard. That’s without trying to be Spielberg with a HandiCam. I pull muscles and wake up impossibly sore the rare times I have normal sex. That’s without trying to use trick camera angles to try and make my dick look big. You think I have the mental capacity to try and remember my ABCs while eating pussy and consciously film a vagina in the right light, to make sure it doesn’t look like a withered, water-starved Venus Fly Trap?  No fucking way. If I tried to film sex in that cowgirl position the whole thing would just end up being a close-up of my asshole. It would be a self-recorded colonoscopy. Which, in reality, isn’t that much worse than that shitty angle where it’s just all dick and balls flapping around.