Ferdinand's Ball Is The Reason I'm Going To the Kentucky Derby This Year

So after I get back from Italy I’m going straight to the Kentucky Derby. I know what people are thinking. Jesus Pres you ever gonna fucking work? Listen bro I delivered WAY too many newspapers not to go to the Derby. That’s how I look at it. Italy was kind of The First Lady’s thing. The Derby is my thing. It’s been on my bucket list forever and this year the good folks at Ferdinand’s Ball reached out to me and invited me to their opening weekend party so I had no choice but to attend. Ferdinand’s Ball is a charity event to raises money for retired race horses so they can live a good life after their racing days are over. Since I’m an animal guy and a horse owner it was a no brainer and the perfect excuse to finally get to Churchill Downs. Not only that but I hear my boy Jared Lorenzen is gonna be at Ferdinand’s Ball as well. So for any Stoolies going to the Derby that’s where we will be Thursday Night. Love to meet you and talk shop about Oaks Day and Derby Day as well.

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