Female Body Builder Is Saying That Steroids Gave Her A Dick

(NYP) — A female gym junkie has revealed how she now looks like a man after developing a steroid addiction which mutated her body Candice Armstrong, who used to be a pretty blonde, has been left with stubble, broad shoulders and a one-inch penis, after using the drug in a desperate attempt to improve her shape. The former London barmaid said her nightmare began two years ago when she joined a gym to improve her physique. Armstong, who suffers from body dysmorphia, revealed she would work out for three hours a day and was convinced her upper body was too slender. But despite people telling her she was developing great biceps, it wasn’t enough. When a fellow gym fanatic suggested using steroids, she went for it, but soon developed an addiction to daily doses of the steroid Trenbolone. Armstrong told British tabloid The Sunday People she only started using the drug because she hated her body, but now things were a thousand times worse. In fact the drug altered her body so much that her clitoris grew into a one-inch penis, she developed facial hair, acne and even began walking like a man.

Nice try, “Candice Armstrong.” But you need to make up a little earlier in the morning to pull a fast one like this one me, bro. I’ll admit, you had me for a second, you had me chomping at the bit to go buy steroids. I was ready for those bis and to Miracle Gro the shit out of my dick. Ready to finally be a man and grow facial hair like a fucking Chia Pet. But, your downfall is your face. You’re a dude. You can’t just pretend to be a chick and claim steroids grew you a penis. Explaining a baby dick away isn’t that easy. Get tested and show me two X chromosomes, then I’ll believe you. Until then you’re just a guy who works out for three hours a day and has a tiny dick (also known as, a guy who works out for three hours a day).