Falcons Fan Eats His Hat Because They Went 6-10 This Year (Literally Eats Hat)

Saw some buzz about this on Twitter so I went to check it out. Guy eating a hat to pay-up on a bet, what’s not to like, right? Well I’ve never been more disappointed by anything in my entire life. I mean, yes, I did laugh out loud when he says “Why you giving me such big pieces of hat bruh?” The fact that that’s a sentence that has been said in this world is fantastic. But the dude had like three small bites of hat. That’s nothing. If you’re gonna eat hat, eat hat. Eat the front part with all the plastic shards that stab you in the head, have that shit rip your throat apart. Carb up and get fat on brim. Eat the top button for dessert. Pick the bones clean, ya know. Don’t give me three tiny bites of the soft stuff. That doesn’t impress me at all. I declare the debt of this bet unpaid.