Everyone Knows It's A Fact That Chicks Think Dipping Is Hot Right?

I got chirped hard on Twitter yesterday after Tweeting about the outrageous Massachusetts tax hikes on dip. Almost all 5 of the girls who follow me told me it was disgusting and I’m going to die of cancer. What are they, dense? Do girls not understand their own hormones? Pick up a book, go to WebMD and understand that on a very primal level, you think dipping is crazy hot. Sure, maybe you don’t like the spitting. Maybe you don’t like the spitters. But the very act of dipping? The ring in a back pocket? That’s masculine. Hell, that’s America. I don’t have a lot of “manly” things about me. My general attitude isn’t manly, my breasts aren’t manly, my hands aren’t manly, hell my penis isn’t even manly. But when I put in a lip and strut around town? Girls say “There goes Feitelberg, the most rugged and brawny Urban Cowboy to ever come ’round these parts.” That’s just a fact.