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Everyone Has Been Going Bonkers About The Rock's Diet

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Everyone has been treating this like it’s some big shock and surprise. That they’re all so impressed with the rock eating more animal meat than Noah could fit on the Ark, on a daily basis. Bullshit. If my job was to be jacked and eat healthy then I could be jacked and eat healthy too. But it’s not, my job is to watch sports, drink beer and be funny so I watch sports and drink beer and that’s it. But if someone made me 7 meals a day you know what I’d do? I’d eat 7 meals a day. Don’t get me wrong, I love The Rock. Think he’s the fucking man. But I’m not gonna suck his dick because a personal chef makes him a bunch of awesome meals every day. If my fridge was magically full every morning you can bet your ass I’d eat everything too.