Everybody Is Freaking Out Because Dan Marino Had A Love Child

NYPOST - Dan Marino is famous for his touchdowns — but the Hall of Famer’s scoring off the field is downright shocking. The married gridiron great — a pregame analyst for CBS since 2003 who will be doing this Sunday’s Super Bowl broadcast — sired a love child with a network underling and then paid her millions to keep quiet, sources have exclusively told The Post. The ex-Miami Dolphin QB — who has long had an image as one of pro sports’ most squeaky-clean guys — knocked up Donna Savattere, a then-35-year-old production assistant at CBS Sports’ Manhattan studio. Marino yesterday admitted to his dalliance. “This is a personal and private matter. I take full responsibility both personally and financially for my actions now as I did then,” he told The Post in a written statement. “We mutually agreed to keep our arrangement private to protect all parties involved.” Marino agreed to pay Savattere millions to care for Chloe, sources say, and she moved to Texas as part of the deal. It’s not clear exactly how much Marino paid. But after getting the dough, Savattere apparently started living large.She soon returned to New York from the Lone Star State, splitting her time between the Upper West Side and the Hamptons, where she became a fixture on the social scene.

So I guess this is a big story today? That Dan Marino has a love child? Who fucking cares? Like what famous athlete doesn’t have a love child? Listen if I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times. Everybody who is rich and famous cheats. EVERYBODY. It’s just too easy not to. You’re traveling all the time. Partying. Hot chicks throwing themselves at you. It’s impossible to stop yourself. The only way not to cheat is not to go out. So yeah obviously Dan Marino has a love child. He probably has like 10 of them.  And I don’t blame his ass or think of him any differently. Chick is a smoke. I’d stick a baby in her too.  Guys who say they wouldn’t cheat if they were rich and famous are lying to themselves period.