Every Story I Hear About Olivia Wilde Makes Me More And More Obsessed With Her

NY Post  — Olivia Wilde took her new fiancé, “Saturday Night Live” star Jason Sudeikis, on a raunchy date to a New York strip club, booking a private room with two pole dancers before picking up the tab, sources tell Page Six. In a move that could turn already alluring Wilde into the most desirable fiancée on Earth, the actress took Sudeikis for a fun night out at the Penthouse Executive Club on West 45th Street. There, a witness told us, “Olivia booked the private champagne room with two dancers. She took Jason inside, and while he wasn’t allowed to touch the dancers, she could touch them.”

She really might be the perfect woman. She just makes everything so much better. If it’s connected to Olivia Wilde, I’m obsessed with it. Like in theory this is a decent story. Girl takes her boyfriend to the strip club. It’s pretty whatever. But factor in Olivia Wilde? In a champagne room? Touching two strippers. Instaboner. Such a hot, cool chick. Good for Sudeikis. Locked down one of the all time greats. Ever since The Black Donnellys she’s been my dream girl and she proves me right at every turn.