Dude's Perfect Bowling Game Ruined Because The Lane Malfunctions

Troy Walker’s life is bowling. He’s obese, and sweaty and from Small Town, USA. He doesn’t have the normal joys of like like we do. He lives for the alley. For the greasy food and a beer and some yuks over “Hey, take a look at my ball” jokes. If anyone deserved that perfect game it was this guy. But nope! Fucking alley malfunctioned and went Mutumbo “No, no, no!” all over his ass. Almost as bad as a gopher knocking your ball out of the hole…