Dude Suffered 100 Orgasms A Day For The Last Two Years After Injuring His Back

(Source) — For the last two years, Dale Decker has suffered 100 orgasms a day – but has not enjoyed one. The 37-year-old is the first man to speak out about suffering persistent genital arousal syndrome. He developed the condition in September 2012 after slipping a disc in his back while getting out of a chair. While he was en route to the hospital, he suffered five orgasms. Since that moment he has been plagued by the condition, he describes as ‘disgusting and horrendous’.

Welcome to my nightmare. I feel like these stories are always talked about like “what a lucky person!” Typically they’re women and everyone is like “well girls always complain that they can’t have an orgasm, so here’s a million!” But as a guy, I can definitively say that this would be a living hell. Forget about how horrible it would be to get hard and make a mess in your pants 100 times a day, how about this guy’s state of mind after? When I cum the last thing I want to do is anything. I just want to lay there and sleep, it’s a goddamn miracle I even have time for clean-up before I pass out. But poor Dale needs to just go about his life. He still has to work and run errands with sex brain, which is really just an empty brain that can’t process a thought and just wants a nap. So he’s like a retarded narcoleptic. That’s what Dale Decker is 24/7/365. A retarded narcoleptic person with sticky underwear. Wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.

PS – He also drops a line how he came 9 times while standing near his dead dad’s casket. Talk about ruining a funeral and making it all about yourself. That’s all anyone will remember about your dad now, when they lowered him into the ground you were orgasming all over the fucking cemetery.