Dude Releases Picture Of The Sasquatch He Killed. That'll Teach Us to Doubt Pedroia

 

(Source) — Coming to a town near you: The body of a Bigfoot, aka Sasquatch, killed by hunter Rick Dyer in Texas back in 2012. Dyer will also release the results of DNA testing on the large, hairy body that confirms the reality of Bigfoot.

Live look in my apartment right now:

Egg right on my fucking face. Just two days ago I’m sitting here laughing at Pedroia for believing in Sasquatch. Calling him a fool and a child because he requires such little evidence to believe in a “mythical” beast. And now? Well now I’ve got a dead Sasquatch staring me in the face. Got DNA proof forthcoming. I fucked up on this one. I’m the fool. Not much else I can say. I fucked up.

PS – On the bight side, I think almost have a bigger penis than Sasquatch. Might be something to pop on the resume?