Dude Is Making $500,000 Per Day Selling "Ebola-C" Which Is Just Vitamin C But Has The Word Ebola In It

(TMZ) — A New York businessman is one of the first people to capitalize on the Ebola scare … and he’s making a fortune. Todd Spinelli tells TMZ … he developed a dietary supplement in the form of a wafer. He says the supplement prevents healthy cells from breaking down, which keeps them in the body longer than normal. Spinelli claims as a result … the wafer can help boost the immune system to protect it from contracting diseases, including Ebola. Spinelli says he trademarked the product — called Ebola-C — and went to market on October 1. It is NOT FDA approved, but he says there is a doctor on staff who gives it the A-Okay. Spinelli claims he’s selling up to 14,000 a day at $34.95.

God people are so motherfucking stupid it’s awesome. You can call Todd Spinelli a scumbag who’s taking advantage of pandemonium over a disease that has killed less Americans than I’ve had sex with (which should right there tell you it is NOT to be worried about), but the fact of the matter is that he’s just a lot smarter than you. He’s a tremendous marketer and brander. Sure vitamin C protects you from basically every sickness, but how will people know it also protects you from Ebola? Gotta put that guarantee right on the box. So now it’s time to jump in the game. Start selling Ebola gloves, they’re gloves that protect your hands from all germs but especially Ebola. Ebola masks, Ebola windows and doors, Ebola tissues, Ebola underwear, all of it. Everything branded Ebola. It does exactly the same things as the other stuff but especially protects against Ebola.