Dude Going Insane In The Middle Of The Road With A Knife Is All About That Mattapan Life

What exactly is that Mattapan life? Glad you asked, as I wasnt’ sure myself. But it turns out that Mattapan life is getting naked and rolling around in the middle of the street then waving a knife in people’s faces. Not exactly my style of life, but certainly an interesting one. I’ll tell you what I did love though: the leg lifts. Everyone wants to show how tough they are with pushups and bicep flexing, but no one thinks to flash that core. Hugely important piece. Your core is where all your power comes from (I learned that at a gym once, no biggie) and this guy just banged out at least 3 v-ups no problem. Not the kind of guy I’m looking to scrap with.

Also, a real killer move spreading your ass wide open at someone. Doesn’t really get more disrespectful than that. Knife in one hand, asshole in the other, do something ya bitch. You wanna fight me or freak me?

h/t @Get_To_LaPointe