Dude Goes Undercover At A Chinese iPhone Factory And It Really Doesn't Sound All That Bad

I’ve heard all the horrific tales of working in an iPhone factory and because of that, I’ve always been very, very anti-Apple. So anti-Apple. As anti-Apple as someone with a crippling iPhone addiction, two MacBooks, and an iPad can be which is to say about once a year I’d inquisitively look at someone and say, “Oh yeah, the suicide nets. Terrible what they’re doing over there,” before I immediately craned my neck downwards to check Twitter on my magical handheld device.

But now that this guy has broken this thing wide open? I’m changing my stance. This shit doesn’t sound so bad at all aside from those uniforms. These Apple “sweatshops” I’ve heard so much are actually basically just college? Live on campus, in dorms where you share showers, do work which sucks until you’re almost done with the work then you’re in a good mood, and party on the weekends? Cry me a fucking river, Dejian.

Wahhh my job on the factory line is boring, Wahhhh the bosses yell at us sometimes. Give me a fucking break, dude. If that’s the kind of shit that makes you want to swan dive down the stairwell then you are s-a-w-f-t sawft. Work your ten hour shift then go play some video games with your buddies on your sweet campus. Doesn’t sound so hard.