Drunk Driver Crashes His Car Into A House. House Is Full Of Drunk People Who Beat The Shit Out Of Him For Ruining Their Party

(Seattle) – An alleged drunken driver who careened into a Spanaway home full of late-night partygoers Sunday night was beaten unconscious by some who were none too happy the man had just crashed their party. Pierce County Sheriff’s deputies received a report of a possible drunk driver in the area of Military Road East and 13th Avenue Court East just after 11 p.m., said sheriff’s spokesman Det. Ed Troyer. The driver ultimately drove through a intersection at Military and B Street, then drove straight through a wooden fence and collided with the front porch of a home in the 15100 block of Second Avenue East, Troyer said. “Some of the partygoers, who had also been drinking, promptly got down, took the driver out of the car, assaulted him and gave him a pretty good beating,” Troyer said.

How ’bout this news crew focusing all their attention on the beatdown and hardly mentioning how the shitfaced guy put a car sized hole in the house? Hey guys, ever heard of a party foul? This is the worst party foul in history. There are some that are forgivable. Shit like throwing up, spilling your beer, not showing up in theme, changing a song in the middle of it. Stuff where you’ll be punished by a stern talking to or a swift kick in the ass. But parking in the living room 20 beers deep is automatic cause for a ruthless gang beating. Learn your lesson and we’ll see you at the Labor Day Cookout.