Drake Dropped Two Future Billboard Hits On Us At The ESPYs

Opener

Honorable Mention

Side Pieces

Some people didn’t like the Opener, I did. Crowd sucked, Drake did what he could. But after that? Flawless. Honorable Mention and Side Pieces are legit chart toppers. I stood up and gave Drake a standing O in my living room after he wrecked Macklemore then dropped “can’t get over life’s hurdles, Lolo Jones” in Honorable Mention. Just A+ shit.

PS – The Brian McKnight cameo was unreal. I used to sing “One” to my 5th grade girlfriend. Like actually sing it to her thinking I was being romantic and shit.