Don't Eat Cocaine Out Of Your Brother's Ass In The Back Of A Squad Car Because It Will Kill You

(Source) – A South Carolina man’s brother died after police said he was forced to eat cocaine hidden in his brother’s backside. Both brothers were taken into custody on allegations they had drugs in their car. But police told Charleston, S.C., TV station WCIV there were additional drugs hidden in 23-year-old Deangelo Mitchell’s backside. Officers said Deangelo Mitchell convinced his brother, 20-year-old Wayne Mitchell, to swallow the ounce of cocaine to hide the evidence. He died soon afterward. “It’s sickening,” North Charleston Police Chief Jon Zumalt told WCIV. “I got upset when I saw the thing. I was pretty shocked on it.” Deangelo Mitchell already bonded out of jail on the drug charge, but now police are looking for him again on charges of involuntary manslaughter.

I bet Deangelo Mitchell isn’t even running from the cops right now, he’s running from his mom. Remember when you used to take your little brother out? If he came back with the littlest scratch on him my mom would start screaming at me. What’d you do to him?! Why didn’t you protect him?! One time we went to my friends house and he slammed his head off a counter while playing mini sticks and we kinda just left him there, I thought she was going to actually murder me. So I can’t imagine what it’s like going home and telling your mom that your little brother died because you pooped cocaine in a police car then bullied him into eating it.

h/t Stephen