Does This Look Like the Face of an 800 Pound Rhode Island Man Who Got Kicked Out Of the Hospital For Ordering A Pizza?

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First things first. Quick high five to the internet gods. I mean are you kidding me with this headline?

“800 Pound Man Kicked Out of Hospital For Ordering A Pizza”

This is why the internet is the best. That shit writes itself. Anyway I have serious mixed emotions here. On the one hand how do you get mad at an 800 pound dude for ordering pizza? That’s what 800 pound people do. They crush pizza. I mean it kind of seems like this is on the hospital right? The guy can’t move so how about not putting a phone right next to his fat ass so he can’t call Dominos. You don’t become 800 pounds by not ordering pizza let’s put it that way. It just seems like common sense. But at the same time this guy is in the hospital for being fat which isn’t even a real disease so maybe that should be some sort of eye opener. Like hey maybe it’s time to make some life changes. Therefore as much as I hate casting aspersions on fellow Team Pizza members he probably deserved to get the boot. I ain’t mad at him, but don’t cry to me about it. Just live in your dads trunk, eat all the pizza you want and own being a fatzo.