Does This Look Like the Face of A Man Who Atomic Wedgied His Grandfather To Death?

MCLOUD – Law officers have arrested a McLoud man in the death of another man who was suffocated with his own underwear and struck in the head. Brad Davis, 33, was jailed Tuesday night, Pottawatomie County Sheriff Mike Booth told a local TV reporter. Davis reportedly told investigators he gave his stepfather, Denver Lee St. Clair, 58, an “atomic wedgie.”St. Clair died on the evening of Dec. 21, said Amy Elliott, Oklahoma state medical examiner’s spokeswoman. The cause of death has been determined to be from blunt force trauma to the head and asphyxiation. The death has been ruled a homicide, Elliott said Wednesday.

Nothing funny about murder. But at the same time I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t at least mention the fact that somebody got atomic wedgied to death in Oklahoma yesterday. Naturally it begs the question of what is the worst way to die? Getting eaten by a shark, dying in a fire or suffocating on your own underwear on the business end of an atomic wedgie? Impossible call.