Does This Look Like the Face of A Dude Who Burned Down His Apartment Complex Because They Told Him To Stop Masturbating In front of His Window?

TAMPA — A man who lives in an apartment that was the scene of a huge fire Sunday night was arrested early Monday morning on a felony arson charge. He set the blaze, according to police, to get back at the management of the apartment complex, whom he felt had treated him unjustly. Haskins, who lives in the apartment where the fire started, later told detectives that he wanted to get back at the company that manages Mar Plaza, police said. His reason: They had recently told him to stop masturbating in front of his open windows and front door, according to police. He was arrested on a charge of first-degree arson and held in the Orient Road Jail without bail. Haskins, who has lived there for more than a decade, suffers from facial disfigurement that is the result of having previously shot himself in the face with a shotgun, according to Tampa police. He has no major criminal history in Florida, according to state records.

Now I know what people are going to say. There goes big bad Pres making fun of disabled people again. Wrong. This dude’s face looks like that because he shot himself in the face with a shotgun. Hey guess what? That’s on you bro.  You ain’t pinning that shit on me!  No sympathy vote here. And while I’m generally a staunch supporter of masturbation rights I got to side with the police here. Nobody wants to look at this disfigured guy jerking off in the window. Nightmares for days. Just shut the blind dude. No need to get all pissy about it and burn down the entire apartment complex. Grow up and act like a professional for once.