Does This Look Like the Face of A Bro Who Blamed Losing The State Wrestling Championship on Pizza?

Yahoo – This might be the only time a high school kid has ever regretted eating pizza. A nearly unbeatable defending Virginia state champion prep wrestler lost for only the fifth time in his last 95 matches because he began wolfing down a celebratory spread before realizing he still had one match remaining at this weekend’s Viking Duals. “I was two pieces of pizza deep, a sandwich, and a bowl of white chicken chili,” Ashburn (Va.) Briar Woods senior wrestler Michael Hulcher said, recounting his indigestion-related defeat to The Washington Post. “Coach (Ryan Rogers) comes over and says, ‘You have one more match, it’s the kid from West Virginia, and he’s a stud.'” “On any other day,” added Hulcher, “I think it’s a different match.”The loss marked just his third loss in 43 matches this season, earning the Virginia Military Institute-bound grappler the nickname “Incredible Hulcher” from his local paper. He finished 50-2 at 126 pounds last season, culminating in a Class AA state title. Entering his conference tournament, he’s already the winningest wrestler in Loudoun County history.

Listen I’m not just going to sit here and let this chump defame pizza like this. You lost fair and square bro. If anything the pizza probably helped you. Everybody knows pizza is your best friend. This was like a handicapped match. 2 on 1 and you still lost.   I mean it’s not like he was unbeatable beforehand. He lost twice already this year. So what’s so shocking about him losing in the state final? You got beat by the better man plain and simple. Blaming it on pizza is as cowardly as it gets and if it were up to me he wouldn’t be allowed to ever eat a slice again. Can’t just trash pizza and then act like it never happened. Pizza doesn’t forget man. Pizza doesn’t forget.