Do You Want Me To Say I Wouldn't Fuck Helen Mirren? Because I'm Not Gonna Say That

So I saw these pictures when I was searching for a GTA today. Didn’t use them for that because I know there would have been a full blown riot. But now I’m pretty mad about it, feeling pretty regretful. Stand up for something Feitelberg, ya know? Quit being a pussy. Don’t be embarrassed of who you are.

And who am I? Well I’m a guy who’s turned on by a 67 year old woman’s ass. Can’t spin it any other way.  That ass is poppin. And when you remember the front? Deal sealer.

I’d fuck Helen Mirren. There, I said it. Feels good to get that off my chest.