Did Michael Sam Have A Boner At The Combine?

 

 

Rule #1 of becoming the first gay NFL player in the history of the league?  Don’t rock a boner at the combine.   I mean guys like me don’t care, but you know there are some homophobes who are like “SEE I TOLD YOU!”  He can’t even be around dudes in spandex without getting hard! We can’t have this boner popping lunatic beating off to us in the shower and shit.”   Come on man.  Can’t be dick slanging it at the combine like you’re a straight dude and give the haters something to complain about.