Dennis Drinkwater Having His Season Tickets In Fort Myers Too Is So Baller

I don’t know if we’ve addressed this before, and I’m not even sure if it’s actually as cool as I think it is. But as soon as I saw Drink chilling behind home I immediately started a slow clap. Just a great move if you ask me. And I know it doesn’t even really make sense because these seats probably cost about 1/10000th of the seats at Fenway, but it’s still awesome. I picture Drink calling up John Henry and leaving a voicemail saying “I’ll take the usual,” like he’s making a reservation at his favorite restaurant. Baller as hell. Rich people never like to feel uncomfortable. That’s why they don’t go on vacation, they buy other houses. Same with your baseball seats.