Definition Of Patriots Porn: Belichick Screaming "They Can't Fucking Tackle You!" At Gronk After His Touchdown Last Weekend

Facts are facts. They can’t fucking tackle Gronk. Maybe it’s happened but I can’t remember the last time one human person took Gronk down without him needing a Gator to get back up and off the field. You can’t stop him, can’t slow him down, your only hope is breaking him.

Gronk said it best, too. “Everybody can’t tackle me.” He didn’t mean to say, “Nobody can tackle me” he meant that every single person in the world trying to tackle him at once still wouldn’t get the job done. That’s true.

h/t Conor