David Pastrnak Playing Street Hockey By Himself Is Kind Of Wild

I’m not going to come out here and bash street hockey, not in this lifetime. I haven’t done it in quite sometime but street hockey was a staple of every red blooded American’s childhood. Get the boys out, set the nets up right in the middle of the damn street, and play until the sun went down. But, it appears Pastrnak is just out there by himself and running drills? That’s kind of nuts. Even six year old me thinks lacing up the blades and going to skate in circles then shoot on an empty net is boring as fuck. I’ll give him this, however: very impressive stickhandling. Those balls were always damn near impossible to handle so if you can do that shit with a ball then you might have a future in professional hockey.

But think ahead for me and wear dark boxers next time. Gotta know gray drawers make the swamp ass very prominent.