Curt Schilling's Trump Rally At City Hall Is The Funniest Thing You'll Ever See

Currrrrt, my man. Come on. That’s…. I mean that’s just pathetic. You’ve got, what? Something in the ballpark of 15 people out there and who knows how many of them are media writing their, “Absolutely fucking no one showed up to the Curt Schilling Pro-Trump rally” story? That’s sad. So sad, in fact, that I’m not even going to make fun of you. No sir. Not me. Because I’ve been in these shoes before. Back in the early days of the Blackout Tour we’d have the occasional show that like 50 people (more than 15, but still) showed up to and it was torture. You just sit in the corner and think about what a loser you are and what you’re doing with your life and why no one thinks you’re cool and it fucking sucks. So I’m not going to go in on Curt for this one, I’ve got too much pity. All I’m going to say is that it gets better. If you keep at it and believe in your product, people start to show up and before you know it thousands of people are coming to your gatherings. I mean, that’s probably not how this story ends for you, Curt, but it’s how the story ended for the Blackout Tour, at least.