Craigslist Ad Of The Day: This Dude Just Wants To Eat Pussy

gotta sneak a profile shot in

(CL) – any girls wont 2 have there pussy ass licked till you cum let me no we can meet later ill be at the bw3s in mason its Monday any race age 20 45 send pics

I love Ken’s game here. It might be perfect. Because some people may look at this and think, “This dude just wants to eat pussy? That’s weird.” And I guess, in a way, it is. I mean I love eating pussy as much as the next guy, but I don’t leave the dinner table after appetizers. I stick around for the entree. However, have you ever just eaten a chick’s pussy? Like just licked her out then walked out the door? No, you haven’t. Because after you’re down there for 10 minutes, licking like a German Shepard at his water bowl after a July walk, she’s gonna start moaning, “Fuck me, fuck me.” Every time that’s going to happen. So any chick that replies to this is going to fuck Ken, they just don’t know it yet. They’ll show up for a casual pussy licking but once they get there and Ken start’s twirling that tongue, she’ll be begging to fuck. Ken just absolutely flipped the Craigslist fuck game on it’s head. CL pimpin’!

PS – I need a belt buckle with my name on it so bad. Chick asks me my name and I just point down. Am I pointing at my dick? Nope, just telling you my name. Subliminal messages everywhere.

PPS – Shocked Ken said he’ll tongue fuck any race. Definitely strikes me as more of the “No blacks allowed” type.