Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Kinda Need This Keyboard

(ad) – nord lead – $400
fully expanded /w 12 voices and ram card

kurzweil k2000 – $400
actually it’s the k2vx with 128mb ram and a scsi zip drive with a few blank disks. headphone output gets a little weird sometimes. fresh battery on the motherboard.

e-mu e6400 – $250
/w extra midi io card and keyboard input. 128mb ram.

If that’s not the coolest fucking keyboard in the world then I don’t know what is. You know how they say some people are visual learners and others are tactile and verbal and all that? Well I’ve always been visual. I need to see something to understand it. You can tell me stuff until your blue in the face but it doesn’t matter. “Nord lead with 12 voices” sounds cool. So does the “k2vx with 128mb ram and a scsi zip drive with a few blank disks.” Sounds fucking really sweet. But how can I really know that this is the kinda keyboard that will make me look Badass? Pic like that, that’s how. Sold.

PS – never before have I seen a bedframe that says “chicks have willingly and/or unwillingly been handcuffed here” quite like that one does.