Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Any Chicks Want To Let This Guy Undress You With His Eyes For $50?
(Craigslist) – Craigslist sucks now for this stuff and I only get crap/junk e-mails from doing this. But what other free option do I have?
Meet me on the 5:12pm Middleboro/Lakeville line train, second car, top floor if double-decker, first triple seat closest to the 1st car. Sit down and tell the guy you like elephants, so I know it’s you, if I like what I see I will tell you that their memory is excellent. Otherwise I am not interested and you should get off the train…unless you are going that way anyway. I will stare at your cleavage and/or legs and pay you $50 when I am done. Obviously you will need to have a low-cut shirt or at least take off your jacket.
I will not touch you and you will not touch me.
If this get’s marked for removal it’s probably because the cops are trolling the boards and looking for anything illegal and since this will just get in their way…remove it.
Honestly, 2 consulting adults….who cares if someone’s paying for something?! As long as they keep it clean and take healthy precautions who the hell are you to get in their way?!
Sex it up, bitches!
P.S. If you’re that woman who will do this for me, please don’t reply…just show up. If you reply then I will wish anal cancer on you. If there’s already a man and woman sitting in the first row, try the next row. If there’s nobody there…better luck next time.
I’m going to look at this from two angles…
1. A women’s perspective: Why not? $50 bucks and a free fare to get eye-fucked by some weirdo on the train is a pretty good deal. Because, it happens anyway. If you’re a good looking chick in a low-cut shirt or a short skirt then guys are imagining you naked anyway. You know it, and we know it. So might as well get paid, right? If he’s not going to touch you, and you’re not going to touch him, then how’s it different from any other train ride? Someone hands you $50 when you get off, that’s how.
2. A men’s perspective: Has this guy never heard of the world wide web? Does he know that on that magnificent system you can see completely naked women doing unspeakable things? And you can see that for free? Seems like a waste of money to pay a 6 month Brazzers membership to look at a chick in a fucking sweater for an hour. When it comes down to it, a fully clothed woman is a woman in combat gear. The clothes are the enemy. To pay money for a chick dressed as an Inuit is insanity. I get a lapdance for $30, full of tits and ass and pussy, and I still consider it a rip-off. $50 or anything short of a blowjob is just bad business.