Counterpoint: Tom Brady Gets Whatever He Wants From Gisele in the Most Brilliant Way Possible
Page Six – Tom Brady may be known for his poise on the football field — but he acts “immature” at home with his supermodel wife, Gisele Bündchen, for attention. “I like attention from her, so when I’m not getting it, I let her know in immature ways, like a young, immature child would,” the Patriots’ leader admits in a new Man of the World “You throw fits…you pout and you whine until you get what you want,” he adds. But, “She’s on to me…So now I have to learn new tricks.”
By now you’ve no doubt seen KFC’s blog about this. How Brady is such a pussy and he’s so cuckolded that he’ll never win another Super Bowl and be remembered as a failure, blah blah blah. So typical. So Gen-X. So utterly clueless about women. So… well, just so Jets fan. But what else could you expect from a fanbase whose quarterbacks have traditionally romanced the ladies by sending them dick pics (Brett Favre, Geno Smith), molested them on TV (Joe Namath) or statutorily raped them (Mark Sanchez)? You know nothing Jon Snow. Nothing about the fairer sex anyway. Either that or your so blinded by your Brady/Patriots hatred that you can’t see the truth when it’s teabagging you on the forehead: Brady is flat out manipulating Gisele here and making her think she’s in charge. She’s the sexiest, most successful woman in the world and he’s playing her like a Stradavarius. He’s hitting her right in her weak underbelly by playing off her maternal instincts, wrapping her around his finger and getting her to do his bidding. And the whole time he’s got her thinking she’s in charge. God, that is the kind of next level thinking that only the true world class swordsman is capable of. If he can bend free safeties to his will all season like this (spoiler: he can), I don’t see how they don’t go 19-0. Never mind the haters, Tom. Block out the noise. Those of us who understand even 1% of what makes women tick salute you for this stroke of genius. @JerryThornton1