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Could You Stay In A Relationship If You Knew Your Girlfriend Had A Threesome With Your Sister In College?

They say 2 guys and a girl is a devil’s threesome but I think this officially summits that. A real devil’s threesome is between the girl you’re hooking up with and your sister back in college.

As for what to do in this case? The girls have to concoct their own reason in order to end this relationship. They have to come together, sane of mind and body, and declare this relationship dead from the jump. You cannot allow a man to continue a relationship when you’ve both got full knowledge that his current girlfriend has eaten his sister’s pussy. Can’t do it.

And it’s not just because the sex occurred. I’m a firm believer that if you don’t know it happened than it didn’t happen, ignorance is bliss, ya know? If both parties could agree to take this to their grave then it could, could be OK. But I know for a fact both parties won’t take this to their grave. You know how I know that? Because girls are diabolical.

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There will come a time down the road when there’s a blowout fight, it might be tonight or it might be in ten years when he misses his daughter’s pre-school graduation because he was out with the guys, but there WILL be a blowout fight in which this is used as ammunition. Chicks are animals, when they’re backed into a corner they lash out, and their only goal is to do you as much harm as possible. When the girlfriend decides to push that button then it’s nuclear holocaust. The brother’s world will be shattered knowing that he’s been getting his sister’s sloppy seconds. He will be crushed by the knowledge that him and his sister have shared a sex partner.

So, what I’m recommending is something unprecedented, I’m asking for two women to come together, recognize the greater good, and agree that they must find another excuse to end this relationship. It cannot be allowed to stand. It CANNOT. Because if it is then the day that bomb is launched, the “Oh yeah? WELL YOUR SISTER EATS BETTER PUSSY THAN YOU!!” bomb, then we’re staring down the barrel of a murder-suicide that’s ripe for a Lifetime movie.

Have a heart, ladies. Please. Spare this man.