Could You Beat Up An Armless Dude? Because After Watching These Two Scrap I'm Not So Sure

First of all, I think me and one of these guys would have a pretty legit fight. They’re quick, agile, have stamina. I have none of those things. If I don’t catch them with a clean hook in the first round and KO them then I think I’d probably lose. I’m breathing heavy by the time I get to my apartment door (in my defense it is on the second floor) so in a fight I’ve probably got a solid 30 second window to win, otherwise I’m luggage. Kind of an eye-opening experience for me, to realize I’m so out of shape an armless guy could rope-a-dope me for a round and win. I’d say it’s gonna get me back in the gym but it’s about my 10,000th “eye opening experience.”

Secondly, how do you have two friends with no arms to even stage this fight? I’ve never in my entire life seen two people with arms like that, how they have a crew of 6 dudes with 8 arms collectively is beyond me.