Colts Blaming 9,000 Point Blowout Loss On Deflated Footballs

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LOVE IT.  The Belichick/Keyser Soze effect once again on full display.  He has so much real estate in our opponents brains he basically turns them to mush before they even take the field.  Like the greatest trick Belichick ever pulled was convincing teams that it didn’t matter what they did on the field because he’d find a way to cheat and win regardless.  Seriously I almost feel like the amount of time that Belichick spends watching game film and devising a game plan, the other team spends studying excuse handbooks for when they lose.  Like the Colts, their fans, their beat writers, their owner all knew they were gonna get whipped. So rather than even waste time trying to win they spend all week building an elaborate lie about why they lost.  Last week it was deception.   This week it’s deflated footballs.  I’m sure next week it will be because Belichick used ESP to steal the Seahawks playbook.   It’s just one ridiculous excuse after another and these teams probably fucking believe it.  They think Belichick is always up to something. Newflash Indy you just lost 9,000 to nothing.  We could have played with a bowling ball and crushed you.  Pretty sure deflated footballs weren’t helping Blount ram the ball down your throats.  Whatever.  Just take the draft picks. We don’t need em anyway.   Maybe next year all our guys can play with 1 hand tied behind their backs.