Cleveland Searches For Muslim Porn Up 204% On Pornhub During RNC
According to the good folks at PornHub, searches for Muslim/Arab porn in Cleveland have increased 204% since the RNC began. #TheMoreYouKnow
— Dan Sweeney (@Daniel_Sweeney) July 22, 2016
NY Post — Politics makes strange bedfellows indeed.
With the Republican National Convention in Cleveland this week, masturbators in the Ohio city flooded the internet with searches for Trump and Muslim/Arab pornography.
Cleveland area searches on the smut aggregator Pornhub saw a 648 percent increase in searches involving the word “Trump,” and a 204 percent spike in searches for Muslim/Arab action.
The data, drawn from Google Analytics, reflects searches on Pornhub since the convention kicked off on Monday.
Did somebody say Muslim porn?
You can call me Trapstar. #purp #retired pic.twitter.com/JIFwagea4y
— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) July 14, 2016
Interesting analytics. The only logical conclusion here is that life sucks in Cleveland so much and the chicks suck in Cleveland so much that people basically live on Pornhub. Just on it nonstop. Like Dwight’s second life except it’s their only life. They use it for everything, so when something big comes to town like the Republican National Convention they do what anyone would do — start searching about wtf is going on. They searched Trump (up 648%) and Muslims (up 204%); only problem is Pornhub is their default website. Their only website. While they thought they were “googling” this stuff like everyone else, they were, in reality, just Pornhubbing it. Sad!
Anyway, back to Mia… who I peculiarly like more in her “retired” life than I did in her porn days.
Nice weather. Cold beer. Good lax matchup. Pearl Jam round 2 tonight. Can’t top my Saturday
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I never wanted to be your weekend lover
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Thank you, @yellowrosetv for being so sweet to me when I had no idea how to make a lemon drop pic.twitter.com/B92WLTa8ke
— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) July 10, 2016
Jam of the summer @Wale pic.twitter.com/khajisg1O8
— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) July 10, 2016