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Cleveland Searches For Muslim Porn Up 204% On Pornhub During RNC

NY PostPolitics makes strange bedfellows indeed.

With the Republican National Convention in Cleveland this week, masturbators in the Ohio city flooded the internet with searches for Trump and Muslim/Arab pornography.

Cleveland area searches on the smut aggregator Pornhub saw a 648 percent increase in searches involving the word “Trump,” and a 204 percent spike in searches for Muslim/Arab action.

The data, drawn from Google Analytics, reflects searches on Pornhub since the convention kicked off on Monday.

 

 

Did somebody say Muslim porn?

Here’s a non sloppy pic from last because holy fuck, shit got weird.

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Interesting analytics. The only logical conclusion here is that life sucks in Cleveland so much and the chicks suck in Cleveland so much that people basically live on Pornhub. Just on it nonstop. Like Dwight’s second life except it’s their only life. They use it for everything, so when something big comes to town like the Republican National Convention they do what anyone would do — start searching about wtf is going on. They searched Trump (up 648%) and Muslims (up 204%); only problem is Pornhub is their default website. Their only website. While they thought they were “googling” this stuff like everyone else, they were, in reality, just Pornhubbing it. Sad!

Anyway, back to Mia… who I peculiarly like more in her “retired” life than I did in her porn days.

Nice weather. Cold beer. Good lax matchup. Pearl Jam round 2 tonight. Can’t top my Saturday

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Making up for cancelled Caps game by going to Wizards game since I can’t get a flight out of here til Tuesday #BallIsLife

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I never wanted to be your weekend lover

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Couchella day 2. It’s lit

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