Chinese Couple Refuses To Move For Developers So The Developers Build A Moat Around Their House

DM — A Chinese man that fought a 10 year legal battle against property developers has been left marooned after they surrounded him with a water filled moat. Zhuang Longdi refused move out and make way for a luxury homes project. The developers deny they have been trying to force the 75-year-old, and his family to move out of their home in Pangyang village, Jiangsu province, east China.Property firm spokesman Lu Hun said: ‘His house is a mess, we had complaints, so we made it into an island to make it more pleasant to look at.  ‘All the other villagers sold up and left, but he decided to stay and we had to do something.’ In order to get in and out of the property Zhuang and his family have to wade through waist deep water. Ironically Zhuang is now thinking of moving, not because of the pressure from developers, or the money they offered, or even the moat. He said: ‘The worst thing is there are all these high-grade villas everywhere, but I am still living in this shabby house, and I am ashamed.  ‘I am now talking again about a move.’

How fucking stupid is Zhuang Longdi? NOW you’re gonna move bro? Now that you live like a king? Smarten up. What, you’re jealous of your neighbors because they have Tuscan style roofs and brick front entrances? They’re jealous of you because you have a fucking moat. Moats are the coolest thing in the world. Tom Brady has a moat. Just fill that shit with egg drop soup and live like an Asian king. Call your neighbors your serfs and thumb your nose at those poor motherfuckers. Whatever you do don’t you dare fucking move.