Chinese Alcohol Manufacturer Arrested For Adding Viagra To His Product
Metro- Identified only as Mr Huang, the liquor maker was unable to keep up the illegal practice after customers noticed the unusual side-effect of drinking the spirits, which were marketed as ‘nutritional healthy liquor’, according to China News Agency. Huang, who founded Nine Springs Ecological Agriculture Development Company in Hubei province, was said to have purchased 1kg of Sildenafil – marketed as Viagra and Revatio – on the internet in January and added it to his alcoholic beverages without mentioning it on the label. Facing stiff competition in the alcohol market, Huang said his motivation was to ‘increase alcohol sales and make money fast’, according to CNA. The spirits were sold at prices of up to 60 yuan (£5.85) per bottle, 30 of which Huang allegedly kept for himself. Huang said he believed that only an overdose of Sildenafil would be harmful to consumers, according to CNA, but admitted he knew that it was against the law and may have to take a long, hard look at his business methods in future. It is unknown whether sales of Huang’s alcohol rose during the period.
I’m sorry, arrested? This man shouldn’t be arrested. The opposite needs to happen. This man should be lifted onto our shoulders and paraded around town like the king that he is. A better product these eyes and ears have never seen or heard. It completely gets rid of the whiskey dick problem. The epidemic that has swept this great nation and halted ugly looking dudes like me from having sex with a chick that’s out of their league but due to the effects of alcohol is able to convince them he’s decent looking. The plan gets completely ruined all because the equipment won’t work. It’s a cruel trick. A cruel trick indeed. Give us the means to pick up women and then stop us at every turn with those same means. Epidemic too strong of a word there? I say not strong enough. But here it is! The solution to all of our problems! Just sprinkle a little viagra in the booze and everything is ready to go. No more embarrassing episodes and long winded apologies. No more. And then they had the audacity to arrest the guy who came up with this idea? The people who arrested him should be arrested. He should be freed immediately and allowed to spread his gospel of Viagra Booze to anyone and everyone who will listen to him. He should have statues erected (ha) in his honor. Not have his hands and ideas shackled by people who can get laid without booze. Sometimes this world is completely backwards and it’s infuriating.
