Chick Posts the Sex Coupons She Gave Her Boyfriend on Valentine's Day
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Nice try, sister. But no guy is buying this. The message this chick is trying to send is “Look at me! Aren’t I a great girlfriend? I’m so sexual I’ll give my honey anything he wants! I’m the best and he’s so lucky to have me.”
Horseshit. Total horseshit. The real message here is that every one of these is a chore. That she’s somehow she’s doing this guy a favor every time he redeems one of these. Guys don’t want that. They want a blowie because you want to give them a blowie. They want butt stuff because butt stuff is what you do. What makes this chick so special that she gets to treat the simple act of swallowing like she’s promising to clean out the gutters or take the dead mouse out of the trap in the basement? Forget it, sweetheart. You’re not special. You’re just a princess. There are plenty of women out there who don’t expect a parade every time they agree to a 69.
Of course I say all this, but I’d eat my own guts to have a chick do this for me just once in my life.